February 2012
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"HEY BABY! I LOVE THE WAY YOU THINK!"
So you want to; flatter me, marry me, date me, fuck me, love me, and have me love you back?
Tell me that. And exactly that. Because I could never think of a better compliment for anyone. Ever.
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Greek Alphabet
Can now recite the Greek alphabet better than the English one. My life is complete.
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I want to be a surgeon that marries a surgeon.
I want to be a surgeon that marries a surgeon.
I want to marry a surgeon so we can sit down at dinner and discuss the extent of the disease on the liver that we cut out of a critically ill patient earlier that day.
I want to marry a surgeon so we can read old versions of medical encyclopedias together in front of our fireplace when we have days off.
I want to marry a surgeon so we can have...
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I appreciate the honesty of cats.
It’s like, “Yea man, if we get stuck in a room together with no food or water, I’m gonna eat you. Just a heads up.”
They remind me a little of myself in that way.
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There was a man.
He worked in a blood bank.
He was hot.
The end.
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