I can go from perfect to were’s-the-nyquil in about 20 seconds
Going to the gym 6 times a day won’t improve your personality, bitch
If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.
― A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via milktree)
(Source: notclarissa)
poetic justice
Can’t do anything fucking right